Tuesday, April 6, 2010
A sunny Tuesday
Manage to ajak JoLene and Melvin to swim today! Stephanie tag along but refused to swim reason being "I just wash my hair!!"
I did not swim around la.. Only dipped in the water acting slutty. Muahahaha.
Had a few kosong conversation with them and had super duper fun time!
Melvin had asked Stephanie to tone her ass. Well, apparently to him firm asses are nicer.
" You should do something to firm up your ass."
Stephanie shot him the watafak face -____-
" For what? "
" Firm ass nicer wutt.."
And without hesitation I came up with the most brilliant defense to all man kind.
" Who say?! I give you 2 beds. One damn hard and firm, another soft and floppy.. which is nicer to sleep on?"
"......... soft one la."
Exactly! Bull's eye!! And again I have no idea why guys lust over something that does not last forever. Just down right stupid, can?
Why they complain their partners have small breast, flat asses and some to the extent of criticizing them right in their face.
I even have a friend who resorted to apparently chocolates-that-will-enlarge-boobies to make her dumb-ass boyfee happy. Silly much? No effect at the end anyways.
They treat girls like a trophy. Proudly showing off as if they just won first prize in a marathon full of shit.
Boys are stupid. They are like a small kid who gets excited over firecrackers. Yes they look good at first sight, but later on just vanish into thin air!
They brag about how smart and great they are, yet they forget to see the simplicity of life, the beauty to it.
Tired of typing. Gonna get my green tea scrub bath now. =)
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